The Who - My WifeLyrics:My life''s in jeopardyMurdered in cold blood is what I''m gonna beI ain''t been home since Friday nightAnd now my wife is coming after meGive me police protectionGonna buy a gun soI can look after number oneGive me a bodyguardA black belt Judo expert with a machine gunGonna buy a tank and an aeroplaneWhen she catches up with meWon''t be no time to explainShe thinks I''ve been with another womanAnd that''s enough to send her half insaneGonna buy a fast carPut on my lead bootsAnd take a long, long driveI may end up spending all my moneyBut I''ll still be aliveAll I did was have a bit too much to drinkAnd I picked the wrong precinctGot picked up by the lawAnd now I ain''t got time to thinkGonna buy a tank and an aeroplaneWhen she catches up with meWon''t be no time to explainShe thinks I''ve been with another womanAnd that''s enough to send her half insane
[hide]